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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon."

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use Lubricant."

"A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car but burned her lips on the tailpipe."

"Coworkers What's the difference between a brown nose and a shit head? Depth perception."

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? You dont know, *coz you weren't there, man!*"

"What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong? Ping Pong"

"What did Hitler say when the Allies landed on Normandy? Dang, I did Nazi that coming."

"What do Catholics and Baptists have in common? Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store."

"How can a law student make it? lowering the bar. or not to."

"My buddy asked me what it's like now that I'm circumcized I told him not much has changed, I just get a little less head."