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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys What do you think of my jokes! My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess in France. I said ok but im not crashing the car. 11<<"

"What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball? Juan on Juan."

"I tried buy only some of the songs off of a Beatles album But the store owner said they all come together"

"""You know your addiction is bad when you lie and say you're at the gym when really you're out shopping"" is the title of my autobiography."

"i know why the new windows is windows 10 instead of 9.. its because seven eight nine. im so proud of myself"

"Why do dyslexics make bad joke tellers? They always punch up the fuckline"

"How do you get your girlfriend to fart? Pull out"

"Reckless driving, pot allegations and cop visits, Justin Bieber is a bad wig away from being the next Amanda Bynes."

"A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day... ...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar."

"I am the Dread Pirate Roberts of poverty. Taking ever increasing doses, hoping that one day I'll become immune."