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Joke of the Day

"According to the 19 citations I got for trespassing and peeping, ""neighborhood watch"" isn't what I thought it was"

"Time to ban High Capacity Assault Vehicles? how else could we stop this?"

"How do you combat espionage? Umbreonage"

"""Oh, you're left handed?"" - people who see me writing with my left hand, curious if I'm just doing it for show"

"Her: My baby is 28 months old. Me: Oh really? I'm 74 inches tall. Not so fun when YOU have to do the math, is it?"

"What insect lives on nothing ? A moth because it eats holes"

"Jokes about menstrual cycles are stupid Period."

"What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole."

"Don't argui with r/jokes... There's too many ri-postes."

"What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog? The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants"