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Joke of the Day

"Jokes about menstrual cycles are stupid Period."

"Burritos are just tacos that are shy."

"A wise man once said... Man who fish in other mans well catch many crabs."

"So my japanese girlfriend dumped me the other day.. .. Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea."

"You know it's bad when your C++ program has more friends than you do."

"any drug is a gateway drug if you do it while standing in a gateway"

"I see said the blind man As he picked up his hammer and saw."

"I was constipated today and cursed my butt with an appropriate word Asshole."

"""I'm running late"" makes sense. ""I'm running early"" makes no sense. ""I'm standing impatiently early"" makes sense."

"What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died? Mourning wood"