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Joke of the Day

"""Oh, you're left handed?"" - people who see me writing with my left hand, curious if I'm just doing it for show"

"Whats the longest running Canadian joke? Terry Fox"

"How did the blind man pass the eye exam? He just kept walking"

"[OC] What is the gay community's favourite type of question? Queries."

"Seriously. Once you learn how it reaches your dinner plate, you'll never want to eat human flesh again."

"I might drive you crazy, but at least I'll take the scenic route."

"Why doesn't Ted Cruz like doing laundry? Because he always fucks up the delegates."

"My wife and I decided we don't want children... ...if anybody does, we can drop them off tomorrow."

"What is the difference between a bus station filled with elderly and a crab with boobs? One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean"

"Got an A on my paper... Time to write the rest of it"