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Joke of the Day
"Interviewer: Please take off your sunglasses.. Me: Nah, I'm afraid you'll see how high I am"
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"What do you say when your girlfriend accuses you of being an ass man? I'm anything but."
"Which eggs are the best for Easter? Empty ones ( )"
"Can you get HIV off a toilete seat? Only if it's already in use"
"OBAMA IS COMING FOR YOUR GUNS!! ME: OMG *clutches guns* [7 years later] ME (frustratedly checking my watch): This guy is taking forever"
"what do you call a cat that copies off others' exam papers? a cheetah"
"What's DJ Khaleds favorite phone One plus one, because it has another 1"
"Mexicans won't get this Rights."
"I have two requests for my funeral 1) be scattered at Disney Land 2) not to be cremated"
"Just gonna take a nice stroll across the OMG ABORT ABORT!!!! - squirrels"