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Joke of the Day
"Interviewer: Please take off your sunglasses.. Me: Nah, I'm afraid you'll see how high I am"
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"A boycott is just a smaller version of a manbed."
"What's the difference between you and an egg? An egg gets laid."
"[First day of dropping kids off at school] *Hugs and crying* [2nd day] ""Get out!"""
"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? Seizure salad"
"What do you call an earthquake in NYC? Harlem Shake."
"I just want a man who can lick the crumbs from the bottom of a Pringles tube."
"Mission Impossible? He's done four of them now. Let's call it ""Mission Pretty Hard but Ultimately Doable"""
"Today I was given a box of Jamaican hair extensions.... It was dreadful"
"What do you call a dog that is a magician? A Labara Cadabarador"