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Joke of the Day

"A boycott is just a smaller version of a manbed."

"I'm not saying your girlfriend is a whore I'm just saying she's under more sheets than the KKK."

"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."

"Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken!! Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!"

"Roses are red. Wine is red. Poems are hard. Wine."

"I asked a Jewish girl for her number.. ..do she rolled up her sleeve."

"LOWERCASE IS FOR THE LOWER CLASS That is an example of a capitalist."

"What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..? If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t."

"TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan""."

"Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'll see a chocolate on the pillow now is if the last guest was eating an M&M."