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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an earthquake in NYC? Harlem Shake."
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"I bet coke addicts only get worse once they try the cherry kind."
"A woman in labour is screaming at her husband. He says ""Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to put it in your ass."" ""But Nooo, u thought THAT MIGHT HURT!"""
"What do you call a medieval dentist? A plaque doctor."
"I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets."
"I once accidentally started a flash mob when I thought a spider might be on me."
"Say pns U just said penis :)"
"Did you hear about that actress that stabbed herself? Reese something? No it was with her knife"
"Where do pirates go in the summer? In ARRgentina."
"I'm so single, the variables I declare are double."