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Joke of the Day

"I could tell a joke... but I'm not funny. Sorry. Please don't kill me."

"Two Jews walk into a bar... And try to think of more ""fine"" ideas to fuck up the Internet."

"Of all the lies I tell, ""I was just kidding!"" is my favorite."

"Some say putting helium in animals is wrong. I say whatever floats your goat."

"Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount."

"Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery."

"Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don't have to share."

"As an ornothologist and a pimp I structure payment based on the old saying: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? to get to the other side..."

"This guy at work always looks down my blouse. So im going to put a piece of popcorn in there to see if he points it out."