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Joke of the Day
"Of all the lies I tell, ""I was just kidding!"" is my favorite."
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"I went to a nudist casino... ...I lost my shirt at the poker tables."
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"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball anymore? Because he got all crossed up..."
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's cheat and murder for insurance money like they do on Investigation Discovery Channel."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruno ! Bruno who ? Bruno more tea for me !"
"Schools are giving kids a bad influence nowadays..... When they go into the real world they'll be expecting free handouts."
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