118357
Joke of the Day
"Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount."
Next Joke
"My wife just told me she read all 1800 of my tweets. I feel like I did when I was 10 and my mom found that magazine under the mattress...."
"I heard there was a fight at the fish and chip shop. Two cods got battered."
"Kosher Sausages I bought some, does anyone else's miss a little bit of skin at the top?"
"How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb? The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement"
"Kids today are too obsessed with their phones to care about the ""free candy"" on my van. *crosses off ""candy"" and writes ""wi-fi"""
"Did you hear about the Mexican that was shot on the golf course? There was a hole in Juan."
"Idiots beating you down Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"""Let's watch TV and talk about it on the Internet."""
"What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe? Clogs."