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Joke of the Day

"This guy at work always looks down my blouse. So im going to put a piece of popcorn in there to see if he points it out."

"What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !"

"I'm a straight white guy who gets sad and is terrified of intimacy. Give me my own show! I am so unique!!!!!!"

"A boy was texting a girl... Boy: How do you spell me Girl: M e Boy: You forgot the d Girl: There's no d in me Boy: Not yet"

"INTERVIEWER: Why did you leave your previous job? ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay."

"I miss the good old days when boot camp was for soldiers, not pudgy sorority girls attempting to get in shape for Spring Break."

"Doctor Strange, Weird Al, and Oddjob walk into a bar... that's a very unusual event."

"What is faster than a black person with your TV ? His brother with your DVD player."

"what idiot named it jurassic world instead of parks and rex"

"Muslims don't blow themselves up for virgins They're going to hell, where the women know what they're doing"