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Joke of the Day
"Some say putting helium in animals is wrong. I say whatever floats your goat."
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"Who wins in a race to San Francisco, the lesbian couple or the gay couple? The lesbians. They get there lickity split while the gays are still packin it in!"
"I love kale... Just as long as the K is silent."
"If cars where fueled by bullshit most of your tanks would always be full."
"What does laundry day and the 1950's have in common Color separation"
"Sometimes I just start counting and hope the person talking to me will go hide."
"Jokes about communism are funny... Unless you share them with everybody"
"How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer? They look at your feet instead of theirs."
"If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards, it's a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else."
"Idioms are for the birds"