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Joke of the Day
"Two Jews walk into a bar... And try to think of more ""fine"" ideas to fuck up the Internet."
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"If you spotted a white guy with headphones throwing gang signs on the subway today, that was just me listening to the soundtrack of Frozen"
"I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich. This one just told me i was adopted :("
"Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover? The tag line is ""There can be Obi-Wan."""
"This is your brain. *holds up a brain* And this is your brain on drugs. *holds up a brain wearing a weird hat and a scarf*"
"Say What You Will About Getting Shot But it always starts off with a bang."
"My best friend swore up and down that he would stop taking credit for my accomplishments. Then today he called me to brag that he got his wife pregnant."
"If vampires can't see themselves in mirrors, how do they trim those perfect goatees?"
"The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He died."