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Joke of the Day
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? to get to the other side..."
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"Ikea is Swedish for DIY"
"A driver was so focused on being upset I was texting while driving... They rear ended the car ahead of them. I guess texting while driving is distracting."
"So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's... And says, ""Short back and sides, axolotl off the top."""
"I don't think this guy who just told a woman to calm down understands how women work"
"How are skinny jeans like a small mansion? They have no ball room."
"A shepherd was looking for a sheep that ran away Forget it, you've already herd this one."
"Have you heard the joke about the 13-inch ruler? Never mind. It's too long."
"Why does skrillex suck at fishing? He always drop the bass. sorry"
"I was really disappointed with Walmart There were only four of them in stock."