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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together? Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddy ! Buddy who ? Buddyfingers !"

"A Jew wakes up with morning wood and runs right into a wall. What does he say? Ouch, my nose!"

"Easiest way to break into a moble home in a trailer park is to use a can opener."

"Just got arrested in an airport in North Carolina for peeing sitting down in the men's room."

"I got in a car accident with a guy with a premature ejaculation problem I swear he came out of no where"

"I've been volunteering a lot with the hearing impaired lately: I couldn't care less about them as a group, but it's the only way to find a girlfriend who is completely mute."

"Saw a bird at my feeder shit on another bird's head and that bird just kept right on eating. I've never before felt this close to nature."

"How do u kill a blonde paraplegic with one arm hanging from a tree? Wave"

"Math never tried to solve any of my problems."