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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally pressed the soap dispenser instead of the toothpaste. Mouth feels clean but I don't think I'll be able to curse today. Shucks."

"Teacher: I'd like a room please. Hotel Receptionist: Single Sir? Teacher: Yes but I am engaged."

"Orange is the new... most used word on /r/Jokes"

"When I see a homeless person, I usually don't give them money. I just go out and buy some drugs for them."

"Still waiting for #WTF! Friday where we all list people whose popularity is a mystery to us."

"I wouldn't bother making a joke about an infinite line No point."

"What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus? A lickalottapus."

"There's a joke to be made about Niantic removing the step feature in Pokemon go instead of fixing the bug. But I just can't seem to find it."

"Q: Two Pretzels were walking down the street. A: One was assaulted."

"Two Jews walk into a bar... they buy it."