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Joke of the Day

"I got in a car accident with a guy with a premature ejaculation problem I swear he came out of no where"

"Roses are black... ...Violets are black, Everything is black, I'm Ray Charles."

"yo mama joke I got a yo mama joke thats almost as stupid and ugly as yo mama"

"Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion? CrossFit"

"What is a ghosts favourite job? Tax Inspectre"

"The Vatican got a huge internet bill this month... Apparently it's because of all the PDF files."

"Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks."

"Invisible man married invisible woman.......Their kids were nothing to look at either!!"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... ...and the mental health system is failing me miserably."

"NyQuil: Because who doesn't like to dream about your cat turning into your dog and your dog taking you for a walk and picking up your poop."