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Joke of the Day
"A Jew wakes up with morning wood and runs right into a wall. What does he say? Ouch, my nose!"
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"What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball? Grgggll"
"My new juice cleanse is called Vodka with a side of Tonic"
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker? Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker."
"Movie Trivia: Cloverfield was just Khloe Kardashian on a shopping trip in New York"
"Why do Spanish tests take so long? Because of all the ese questions."
"Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys."
"Have you heard of the John Denver omelet? It's just like a regular Denver omelet, but it's served upside down in seawater."
"I set my Tinder to Flint, Michigan. Its been fun! The chicks are so thirsty."
"bay: come over me: no you're a broad inlet of the sea where the land curves inward bay: my parents aren't home me: how are you talking"