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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you fuck a teenager with a bottle of hot sauce? Srirachatory rape."
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"Hey girl, did you get your tickets *lips slowly part to reveal a mouthful of tiny little teeth with massive gums* to the GUM show?"
"""I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again."""
"If I was a bodybuilder I would slather up with grease and slide to work instead of driving to save money."
"Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny? He was wanted for several charges of battery"
"Not all white people die in hot air balloon accidents, but only white people die in hot air balloon accidents."
"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."
"What do you call Nicki Minaj's buttcrack? Silicone Valley"
"When life gives you chlamydia, make lemon chlamydia?"
"Wait ... ""El Chapo"" is a Mexican drug lord .... and not the guy who's been stealing our Chapsticks for years ?"