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Joke of the Day
"Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny? He was wanted for several charges of battery"
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"Fishy Technology What type of phones do fish use? . . . *Shellular*, of course..."
"What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it."
"Happy 47th birthday, teens logging into adults-only websites! And the same to anyone else whose birthday actually *is* January 1st, 1969."
"""I can't wait to see what my Happy Meal prize is! Wait...what the -"" [U2 is playing a free concert in the box]"
"Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped."
"Dates a zombie: so someone finally likes me for my brain."
"What do you call nuts on the wall? - Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? - Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? - You're sucking a dick!"
"What does a sheep call a film it doesn't like? a baaahhhd movie. ( )"
"If you ever meet me please remember that I literally have a headache all the time"