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Joke of the Day
"""I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again."""
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"[watching TV] GF: Tickle my back please ME: Is that nice? GF: Little bit higher ME: [very slightly squeaky voice] Is that nice?"
"If we allowed all banned substances - just think about how exciting sports would be"
"The guy who invented the USB connector died... They lowered the coffin into his grave. Then they lifted it back out, turned it round, and lowered it back in again."
"How do you know it's time to do the dishes? Look in your pants, if you see a penis, it's not time yet."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar bartender says...""Hey, we have a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Jeff?"". budum pshhhh."
"I would never expect to get a penny from a dollar machine. It just doesn't make cents."
"You give great word of mouth"
"What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest1"
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