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Joke of the Day
"""I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the paper's jammin' again."""
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"Do you know what band really bugs me? The Aphid Brothers"
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"Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils."
"When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says ""Aww you were so cute! What happened?"" Bitch, I got sexy, that's what happened."
"I had plans to start researching sinkholes But they fell through"
"I heard that wordplay was illegal. Apparently there is serious PUNishment."
"Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion."
"A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools."
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