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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates? A sweet potato."
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"Toys to Africa Stop sending toys to children in Africa. It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."
"""How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."""
"What blood type do people from Taiwan have? Taipei"
"Ugh I hate the bathroom at this mall. There's not a single urinal. Just a bunch of women screaming."
"How to Make A Cat Go Woof"
"How do cows move in groups? Si-MOO-taniously"
"Just got a package in the mail today... DEEZ NUTS! HAHHHHHHH GOT-EEEM"
"I traveled all the way to Hollywood and didn't even meet any celebrities. Boy, was I star-craving mad!"
"Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude"