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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I yelled ""GET A ROOM!"" at your grandson's wrestling tournament."

"I got Indian food with a friend and paid for all the bread It was a nan issue."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender!"

"If that cute guy doesn't approach you at a bbq, he is probably just intimidated by how many sausages you're eating."

"I really lack the words to compliment myself today."

"Let's agree that if we're both not married in ten years we'll sew our cats together to make one big SuperCat."

"Telepathy ""Huh?"" Telepathy ""Ok...let's move on. What"" Telepathy ""Please stop interrupting! What are your strengths?"" *rolls eyes* Telepathy"

"""Honey, I'm pregnant"" ""Hello Pregnant"", he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. ""I'm Dad"""

"Life without women... would be a pain in the ass."

"I saw a woman with 12 breasts. Sounds strange, dozen tit?"