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Joke of the Day

"Comb On! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Gee, I'll never part with it!"

"If sexual frustration could be transferred into a usable energy source, I would be sitting on a gold mine"

"There is no doubt in my mind, I would trade my ovaries for another liver."

"I want a Michael Corleone in the streets and a horse head in the sheets."

"Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer."

"What's the best way to work your trapezius muscles? *shrugs*"

"special thanks to people on yahoo answers who have asked literally every question ive ever googled"

"A team of scientists have invented a pill for sufferers of Alzheimer's to take daily. They didn't think that through did they?"

"What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common? They're both terrible without cream."

"""Honey, it's time we talk to him about the roaches & the fleas"" ""You mean the birds & the bees?"" ""DEAR GOD WOMAN HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ROOM!"""