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Joke of the Day

"Comb On! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Gee, I'll never part with it!"

"I paid $600 to get off once Damn court costs."

"What's brown and sticky? Shit"

"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings. Bazinga!"

"What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy."

"A man walks into a restaurant in Mainland China. He calls the waiter over and tells him, 'That steak was rubbery.' 'Thank you for the compriment, sir, and have a rubbery evening!'"

"My heart say ""Yes"" But my mom says ""No"""

"Person who fought in WWII hit with pepper spray... Now he is a seasoned veteran."

"how are high schoolers similar to women? they're always asking ""when will this period be over?"""

"I like my women how I like my coffee Not breathing ( )"