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Joke of the Day

"Rick Santorum What's the difference between Santorum and a feline-powered steam train? One's a kitty shunt..."

"Facebook- You: Going to a concert tonight! Friend: Sweet, what concert? Aunt: WHAT IS ITUNEZ?????? HOW IS YOUR DAD????? I LOVE YOU XOXOXO"

"Teacher: 24 + x + 30 = 90. Find x. Student: It's between 24 and 30."

"Trump: The less immigrants we bring in the better' .... .... .... ..... Pence: The fewer' .... .... .... Trump: I told you not to call me that yet'"

"A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm... and says ""Pint please, and one for the road."""

"My SO told me she had never heard of Einstein's Theory of Relativity before today. I said, ""It's about time!"""

"As hillbillies age, they're called hillwilliams."

"What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely."

"My friends daughter just recently turned 9 years old and has started asking him those embarrassing questions about sex. Hell, just this morning she asked him ""is that the best you can do?"""

"What do you call a girl with one leg. Eileen."