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Joke of the Day
"Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you're a part of something?"
Next Joke
"Come on, there has got to be at least one business like show business."
"What did the bathtub say to the toilet? I get a lot of ass but I don't take no shit"
"Actor Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a night club in Spain. Orlando's hand was pretty sore today, you know, from all the high-fives he got."
"I don't wish anybody dead, but a well placed nasty rash on you would kind of make my day."
"What am I gonna do with a river? Could you cry me a beer?"
"Working days I work only for Monday and Tuesday. Because after that even the week says WTF?!..."
"Wife just changed her Facebook status to ""It's complicated."" Better go see what she wants."
"I tried running once. But I kept spilling my beer."
"Kate Keller is not a good mother. After learning that her daughter, Helen Keller, got turned down by a boy, she asks: ""Are you seeing someone?"""