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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin? Tony"
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"The Walking Dead Season Finale Check back in six months for the punchline."
"[Question] Where did that offensive joke post go? I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there."
"Some say I've ""gone off the rails,"" or ""left the reservation,"" or ""screwed the pooch,"" or ""mixed my metaphors,"" or ""launched the hot dog"""
"Why couldn't the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh"
"Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on."
"This clown thing has gone too far I mean, he could very well became our commander in chief in a month or so."
"Recently after a night of fun my SO asked... ""How do you shave your balls?"" After thinking for a few moments I say ""Carefully"""
"My girlfriend lives on the east coast of Virginia. She's my Chesapeake Bae."
"Definition of 1ply toilet paper. Finding your inner self."