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Joke of the Day

"[Question] Where did that offensive joke post go? I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there."

"Fox has a new competition special airing tomorrow night. ""So You Think You Can Prez"""

"People that can't walk are so lame"

"We act like we're too cool for ""brand loyalty"" but if someone says they *bing'd* something, we beat them to death in the street."

"What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality"

"The past, present and future walked into a bar... ... it was tense."

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ""Hold onto your nuts, this isn't going to be an ordinary blowjob!"""

"What's a transgender's fabourite pokemon? Unknown"

"What does a woman say after three consecutive orgasms? You mean you don't know?"

"A thief broke into my house last night. He was searching for money, ...so I woke up and started searching with him."