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Joke of the Day
"Everyone should thank me for not being a doctor."
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"What is a gay boxer's favorite drink? Fruity punch"
"What do you call a black guy with a fan? Antique air conditioner."
"Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller."
"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."
"Quit bragging yo. Jesus drove a Honda back in Bible days and said nothing of it. ""For I speak not of my own accord"" John 12:49 a."
"Did you hear about a band called 1020 MB? They haven't got a gig yet."
"A squirrel had dynamite. He was trying to bust a nut"
"How can you tell if someone lifts? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"RIDDLER: What has-- BATMAN: A gazebo ROBIN: Matches RIDDLER: Let me finish- BM: A paperweight R: Dental floss RIDDLER: I hate you guys"