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Joke of the Day
"BLONDES BLOW IT Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer."
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"WIFE: ""You look tired honey. How about a nice steak mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"" HUSBAND: ""No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home."""
"Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking? All of those guys already have boyfriends."
"I like my jokes like my coffee bland"
"The ghost of a dog with no tail walks into a bar after closing time.. Barman: Sorry, we don't retail spirits after hours."
"Where do animals go when their Tails fall off? The Retail store"
"What happens when you cross a snowman and a vampire? You get a frostbite."
"I can't stand people who have to use a wheelchair That's all."
"There are three kinds of people People who count and people who don't."
"Whenever someone tells me ""make yourself at home"" at their house, I always clog their toilet"