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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the rat go to college? It gotten eaten by the bear...and bears don't go to college."
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"What is something that Ronda Rousey and myself both have in common? We only last 48 seconds."
"Steven Tyler is aging pretty gracefully for a claymation skeleton who fell into a pile of feathers."
"How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway? You take the ""S"" out of ""Sub"", and then you take the ""F"" out of ""Way""."
"Heard someone died from eating a meal that wasn't Instagrammed."
"It must be so good to speak signal language. You can talk with your mouth full"
"Do I just call you or should we resolve this quickly with 200 text messages?"
"Kim Khardasian and Kanye West named their children North West and Saint West. But to prove I'm a worse parent... I plan on naming my children...Kim Khardashian and Kanye West"
"What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon? He got lemonaids."
"Lately, there are a lot of Leftists... ...who all think they're Right."