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Joke of the Day

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"On Sunday's I Iike to dress as Satan & stand outside of churches, yelling at the parishioners that it's not working & I own their soul."

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Becoz, its a chicken ... bok bok bawwkkk [insert chicken dance here]"

"Friend: ""Did you bring condoms?"" Me: ""No need. If I'm drunk enough to talk to a girl, I'm way too drunk to get it up."""

"Two nice guys didn't walk into a bar They both insists they would hold the door for each others."

"What do neutrinos and I have in common? We're always penetrating your mom"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who think it's binary."

"I got a joke... your life"

"What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire? A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it."

"Fellas, If you kill a spider while you're at her place, congratulations. You will be having sex. P.S. Bring a spider."