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Joke of the Day
"Two nice guys didn't walk into a bar They both insists they would hold the door for each others."
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"When are they going to pass a law making the selling of horrible guacamole punishable with death?"
"Cute names to call your girlfriend with 1.sugar 2.honey 3.flour 4.egg 5.1/2 lb butter 6.stir 7.pour into pan 8.preheat to 375"
"Why does Iraq have no Walmarts? Because there's a Target on every corner."
"I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'"
"Wife must be planning to paint the house. I found plastic & tape under our bed. Not sure what the shovel & pistol are for."
"Nigerian people is the best in the world. One of them offered me 1 million dollar via email this morning in just exchange for $100."
"Thank you student loans for getting me through college I don't think I can ever repay you."
"Short latino What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is to short to be an ese."
"I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer, but no one will do it."