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Joke of the Day

"Fellas, If you kill a spider while you're at her place, congratulations. You will be having sex. P.S. Bring a spider."

"Every man was once a man trapped in a woman's body."

"I just want a time machine so I can show up at the Salem witch trials with an iPad."

"How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend to his parents? Meat patty"

"First Woman On The Moon... First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""

"Note to self: ""rubber"" in the US does NOT mean ""eraser"". Bright side: my popularity in this office is at an all time high!"

"A joke my grandfather told me Women's rights"

"I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. "

"What do you call a Whore that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"

"Can someone just tell me which guy Bridget Jones ends up with? I keep killing myself before the end of the movie."