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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Becoz, its a chicken ... bok bok bawwkkk [insert chicken dance here]"

"Maybe this lady is trying to perpendicular park."

"Heard this from an eight year old: What's green and pecks on trees. Woody Wood Pickle"

"Why do cow wear bells? Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P"

"I never had to swim for my life in a shark attack but once I had to doggy-paddle really fast to get out of a pool when it was dessert time."

"Say what you will about ISIS... But you can't deny their suicide business is booming."

"What's the secret ingredient in Bush's Baked Beams? Jetfuel."

"why you shouldnt drink around gays because you may wake up with an empty wallet and a sore ass"

"B:You can never be possessed by any demonic beings. G:Why? Is it because I am very religious? B:No! Its because you are always so salty"

"Cop: Tell us what you know! Me: Penguins are monogamous creatures with noted cases of bisexuality Cop: *typing up his science report*"