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Joke of the Day
"I got a joke... your life"
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"Q: What kind of limes open doors? A: Key limes."
"When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on. Then he turned her off. Then he turned her on again."
"Poor Susie! Q: Why couldn't Susie ride the swings? A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie!"
"Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people."
"""Seriously? No one has ANY other suggestions??"" - Guy at the meeting to name Siemens Mattress Company"
"Q: What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork? A: Kermit the Frog's Finger"
"Boss: Where'd you go?? Me: I got all the way up front and realized I forgot my pen. Boss: Okay? Me: So I went to lunch."
"Why can't the sun talk? (First post) It doesn't have an ellipse."
"Darling, what does pedophile mean? I'll tell you when you're older."