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Joke of the Day

"Why do people always look so embarrassed walking down the street with a pizza box? Be proud man, you've got a pizza!"

"Did you know that people from Dubai don't like ""the Flintstones""? ... but Abu Dhabi do!"

"What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black? Rap Music"

"No, of course I'm not mad. It's fine. *goes home, starts building a Death Star."

"*accidentally answers phone call* *pretends to be answering machine*"

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap. Filthy bastards."

"Samantha from Facebook wants everyone to know she & her family are going on a cruise next week just in case you want to break into her house"

"If you're a douchebag, it's so easy to find the right hat."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat? You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat."

"Grandma's Moustache It's a well known fact that Cum helps hair growth, this explains hair on men's knuckles but this doesn't explain Grandmas moustache"