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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that people from Dubai don't like ""the Flintstones""? ... but Abu Dhabi do!"

"What do cows that are stoners say? 420 graze it"

"What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.? ......Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!"

"From now on, when you see the word ""minimum"", good luck trying to not imagine a tiny British mother."

"What's a rappers shirt made out of? Strait out of cotton"

"What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios? Look, donut seeds!"

"After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success."

"Sometimes when I say ""I'm OK"", what I really want is for someone to give me a hug, say ""You're not OK"" and hand me $10,000."

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

"11% of my life has been spent watching things load 12%"