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Joke of the Day
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap. Filthy bastards."
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"Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples."
"How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? ""What kind of answer did you have in mind?"" Two one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget."
"What kind of people should you stay away from? Trees. They're quite shady."
"What is hard when it goes in and soft and sticky when it comes out? A chewing gum"
"I have the attention span of a gold fish It's been staring at me for several minutes now."
"Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket? He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps"
"Listen, kid. When you've spent 4 days eating cat food in a Vietnamese spin-fuck chair for phonics, we'll talk about hooked."
"I hate Russian Dolls They're full of themselves."
"im a fruad. i wear the wrangler jeans despite never having wrangled a single goddamn thing in my life"