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Joke of the Day
"If you're a douchebag, it's so easy to find the right hat."
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"Life is like toilet paper... You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?? Ovary-sy"
"If helium lifts things could you say It's a source of light?"
"That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitchhiking serial killer... Killer: ""Turn down that dark road down there."" Rapist: ""I was planning on it..."""
"It took me 13 years but I finally deleted most of my e-mails."
"What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him? An airplane"
"What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork Chop!"
"What's the only thing that doesn't make Hilary suck? Bill"
"Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike? Because it was extremely reactive"