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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people have such big dicks? So they have something to play with on christmas. -inappropriate, but i think its funny."

"Santa used to work alone and was overwhelmed, but one day his life changed. He read an elf-help book. The only problem is, now he has to pay elf-employment tax."

"Knock knock (Your turn)"

"Nowadays, most of the children dream about an IPhone, when I was a child I wanted a dog."

"I'm gonna name my daughter Retarded So I can say yes whenever someone asks me if I am fucking retarded"

"What's the similarity between a marriage and a tornado? At the start there's lots of sucking and blowing but in the end you lose your house."

"A Guy Walks Into A Bar And Sees... (nsfw, I guess) ... a dog licking its balls. He says ""I wish I could do that"" and the bartender say ""Give him a biscuit, he might let you."""

"Why does the homeless man only drink coffee? He had no proper tea.."

"If I share something clever and witty on Facebook, don't try and out clever me with your comment. I don't come over and blow out your candles on your cake."

"i went to a wedding for two antennae The ceremony was pretty bad, but the reception was amazing"