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"""Ninja please"" -Japanese people"
"What does Hitler drink every morning? Concentrated Jews"
"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. *I'm not even high."
"Always look both ways before crossing a woman."
"Why does Richard have a small dick? Because Dick is short for Richard."
"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss, or chat about Thesaurus Club."
"Whoa! I just looked it up and all teachers below 5th grade are actually required by federal law to use Comic Sans."
"When your momma taught you to look both ways she didn't mean be two faced."
"Babies are instinctual swimmers like puppies, right? Kind of need an answer quickly."