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Joke of the Day
"i went to a wedding for two antennae The ceremony was pretty bad, but the reception was amazing"
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"""Saint""? You had one job, Kardashian-West family. Go make another kid, and this time name it Wild Wild."
"How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten""tickles"""
"I like my women like I like my coffee, Quiet."
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"I think my coworkers are gay Every time I walk by, they mumble ""what an ass"""
"Wanna hear a joke? Psych"