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Joke of the Day

"A math joke What do you call a bag that never approaches anything? *an asymp-tote*"

"What do you call it when Shatner takes a shit? Tek War"

"Mom! Mom! I'm pregnant!! Oh God, honey, where was your head at?! Ummm against the passenger door, I think"

"It would be a fun surprise if Jay-Z said he finished laying down some tracks and when you went outside there was a railroad."

"Why did the man fall off his bike Because someone threw a fridge at him"

"Why'd the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."

"What do you call a pigeon with 4 feet? A STOOL Pigeon"

"Stop. Stop it right now. I'm going to count to five. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. ~A parenting haiku."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim.."

"If Chef Boyardee was a dictator what would he name his secret police? Gazpacho"