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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man fall off his bike Because someone threw a fridge at him"

"I recently came into a large sum of money Now all the bills are sticking together"

"Why did the ghosts haunt the bar? For the boos."

"Dad did you manage to fix my toy? No it's not broken the battery's flat. Well what shape should it be?"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."

"Did you hear about the tragic crash of the small plane into the cemetery? So far they've recovered 324 bodies."

"Why doesn't the weatherman just say cloudy with a 90% chance of bullshit? Because that's pretty much what the forecast has been lately."

"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with the band The Monkees, i thought she was joking... then i saw her face..."

"Celebrating National Sex Day the only way I know how Not having it."

"*baby takes first step* wow took you long enough"