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Joke of the Day

"What's Scrooge's favourite food? A humbug'er."

"What does Getting Stoned and GETTING Stoned have in common? both fuck you up..."

"What did the father lightning bolt do to his son when he miabehaved? He grounded him."

"What do you call.... nuts on the wall? Walnuts. nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. nuts on your chin? Chinnuts? No! A dick in your mouth."

"the (please) fresh (lead) deli (me) sandwiches (into) at (woods) Walgreens (and) are (shoot) actually (me) pretty (in) good (head)"

"The fast food restaurant for babies. ""Welcome to Gerber King, may I take your order?"""

"How does a tornado tell the time? It checks the tornado watch."

"What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy!"

"Imagine coming home from a long vacation and finding your bathroom towels are wet from just being used. I can do that to your ex if you want"

"I go in hard and come out soft You blow me hard what am I? a stick of gum :D"