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Joke of the Day
"How does a tornado tell the time? It checks the tornado watch."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer."
"A Mexican Magician Performs a Trick He tells the audience he can disappear into thin air on the count of three. He says ""uno""... ""dos""... *poof* He disappeared without a ""tres""."
"My puppy is a bastard son of a bitch His mother is a single mother"
"I told my GF that I'm jealous of her V-J. She shows me NO pity, though. She just rubs it in my face"
"If you dont sin, Jesus died for nothing!"
"Inspirational Tweet: The journey of 1,000 miles begins with ""daaaaad I have to peeeeee"""
"I picked up a Jewish girl today, wanna know how? With a dustpan."
"How did Kim Kardashian break the net? She sat on it."
"Round, heavy object they throw at the olympics. Discuss."