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Joke of the Day
"What does Getting Stoned and GETTING Stoned have in common? both fuck you up..."
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"What do you call it when someone accidentally gives you a handjob? A stroke of luck."
"A man brings his wife as Aspirin... She says, 'Why did you bring me this? I don't have a headache.' He says, 'Good, let's fuck!'."
"Why couldnt you trust Castros wife? Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now"
"What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard? A riveting tale."
"Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button."
"A man walks into a zoo. All he sees is a dog. What kind of zoo is it? A shit-zoo."
"Finally finished reading the iTunes license agreement. There's a killer recipe for duck a l'orange on page 6,374."
"*stuck in elevator with beautiful woman* I know it's only been 10 minutes but I'm gonna take a poop ok?"
"What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism? A Wahhobbyist."