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Joke of the Day
"The fast food restaurant for babies. ""Welcome to Gerber King, may I take your order?"""
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"Obesity researchers have discovered a new approach to solve the problem. They are now focusing on just making people taller."
"What kinda meat does a priest eat on Friday? nun"
"My friend called the movie Pixels the world's longest abortion Funny, I didn't realize it was a porno."
"a sociologist finally solved the mystery of why men tend to die earlier than their respective wives they want to."
"Roses are red, Relationships are rare... BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!"
"*walks into confessional, closes door and sits down* Me: Alright. Look alive over there, Father, I've had a pretty wild week..."
"difference between gun and....... what is difference between gun and lun ( dick ) gun is hot after the shart an lun (dick) is hot before the shart )>"
"Cop: ""Are you driving under the influence?"" Me: ""No."" Cop: ""Say the alphabet backwards."" Me: ""Tebahpla eht."""
"I tried making a belt that had a watch for a buckle ... it was a waist of time."