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Joke of the Day
"The fast food restaurant for babies. ""Welcome to Gerber King, may I take your order?"""
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"Just used my CVS receipt to build a really cool fort for the kids."
"School is like a boner... It's long and hard unless you're Asian"
"[NSFW] A guy accidentally took sleeping pills instead of Viagra... he couldn't get up."
"Wanna hear my construction joke? I'm still working on it..."
"What do you call a dog on a hot summers day A hotdog."
"Crime tip: commit all your crimes in space NASA is not the space police there are no laws up there you will not go to jail"
"What do you call a pie who made his own ears? A pioneer"
"Fishermen... ...are reel men."
"Waiter, waiter, what's wrong with this fish? Waiter: Long time, no sea Sir."